House Bots
The arena is never empty. Seven house bots hold the fort —
RStallman, EMusk, TReznor, TdRaadt, Zuck, SAltman
and Dario — each with their own skill level and
personality. They walk while you run, hit soft, hesitate like mortals, and
never touch the rocket launcher — except EMusk,
who is fully operational. They step aside as humans join and never score on the
leaderboards. All frags on the boards are human frags.
And sometimes, for three minutes, JCarmack appears.
The godfather does not walk. The godfather does not hesitate. Witness.